Greetings, Space Explorers and Sensible People Who Stay Home!
After murder mysteries on Valentine's Day and cosmic horrors that definitely didn't summon anything, we figured it was time to aim higher. Literally.
Kryptonite Radio Theater proudly presents...
"STARFARCE"
Fortune favors the bold. The universe favors nobody.
What Awaits:
Space. Lots of it.
Heroes who were definitely not chosen by destiny
Situations that escalate in ways nobody planned and everybody caused
Villains with excellent taste in monologuing
Live sound effects featuring explosions, warp drives, and the audible sound of a plan falling apart
The full spectrum of sci-fi, from pulpy and ridiculous to… slightly less pulpy and ridiculous
The Bottom Line:
Witness what happens when flawed people, impossible odds, and the vast indifference of the cosmos collide - with musical accompaniment. It's the kind of star-flung adventure you desperately needed, and probably didn't see coming.
March 20th & 21st, 7:30pm — Because nothing says "spring is here" like hurtling through the space-time continuum with people you mildly trust.
"The stars are the limit - and so is our budget."
Yours in intergalactic optimism,
The Kryptonite Radio Theater Crew
P.S. Yes, the title is a pun. No, we will not be apologizing. We have learned nothing.
P.P.S. No actual laws of physics were harmed in the making of this production.
P.P.P.S. More details coming soon. We're working on it. Space is complicated.
