Greetings, Brave Adventurers of Absurdity!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to present:

Kong - The Eighth Wonder of the World

Join our band of intrepid yet slightly bewildered heroes as they navigate the shadows of Skull Island. Striving to outwit the formidable Kong, they find themselves in a jungle where logic remains as elusive as a buried treasure chest. Tune in for an adventure that's part wit, part mayhem, and a whole lot of... 'unconventional' plot twists.

🎭 What to Expect:
Immerse yourself in live sound effects that may or may not make you question reality.
Witness the latest in state-of-the-art live 3D action on a shoestring budget.
Groove to live jazz beats, because every good adventure needs a soundtrack, right?

Escape the mundane and join us for a night where adventure meets the edge of reason. Gather your friends, your neighbors, or that cousin who always shows up uninvited – everyone's welcome to witness the chaos that ensues when comedy meets the unknown.

🌟 Always Remember:
Just like an overly ambitious DIY project, attending "Kong - The Eighth Wonder of the World" guarantees an adventure filled with laughter, unexpected surprises, and a healthy dose of "What did I just sign up for?"

🎟️ Get Your Tickets Now!
Secure your seats to this laughter-laden escapade. Don't miss out on the comedic rollercoaster, questionable decisions, and the possibility of wondering why you're laughing so hard at this glorious mess!

Greetings adventurers!

Join us as we embark on an epic quest of bravery, magic and questionable decision-making in our new production "Dungeons and Demons - Sirens of the Lost Ark."

Join our band of unlikely heroes as they seek fame, fortune and forgotten mysteries. Will they survive fearsome beasts? Outwit seductive temptations? Or will their own bumbling buffoonery be their undoing?

Experience the thrill of live steel on steel combat!

The wonder of ancient incantations!

And the horror of mildly awkward social situations!

Escape the noisy crowds, creepy costumes, and Carnival chaos this year. Our show may be equally absurd, but hey, at least it's intentional!

Gather your entire adventuring party to bear witness to some of the poorest decision-making in all the realms.

It's more fun than watching the complete Lord of the Rings extended edition in one go!

Well... maybe not.

But it's definitely faster!!!


So join our troupe of thespians-turned-larpers for a show that's guaranteed to deliver a wonderful tingle of excitement mixed with vague regret.


Will our heroes prevail or be extinguished like a 1st level mage? 

Will they stay the course or perish faster than a peasant in the plague?

Will they overcome mighty obstacles or fail like the noobs they are?

Get your tickets now!


Live sound effects!

Live potion brewing!

Live tavern music!

And always remember: a natural 20 is an automatic crit!

Greetings Kryptonite Radio Theater fans!

This holiday season, join us on a capricious journey through quirky Christmas customs from around the world with our production “The KryptoNite Before Christmas.”

Meet some shifty Icelandic houseguests who have their own naughty traditions and marvel at a controversial Catalonian nativity scene that’s not for the puritanical. 

From wily to weird, amusing to avant-garde, these oddball global traditions will sleigh you with mirth. Gather the whole family to experience sublime storytelling and cheer at the top of your lungs. It’s more fun than scouring streaming services for holiday specials!

Get your tickets now before this limited engagement sells out faster than Santa’s cookies. We can’t wait to celebrate with you!

Live actors!

Live sound effects!

Live everything!



And always remember: It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from the Nakatomi Plaza.

Now let's get one thing straight right from the beginning:

This is not your everyday radio theater experience.

This one is... special.

This one is for the lovers of the arcane and the admirers of eldritch horrors.

"CTHULHU - The Nightmare Awakens" - a chilling adaptation inspired by H.P. Lovecraft's nightmarish imagination.

In a world where ancient tomes whisper madness and secrets too horrifying to comprehend, a young woman is plagued by nightmarish visions, drawing her into a web of cosmic terror.

As a diabolical cult spreads cryptic symbols and eerie rituals across the globe, an unlikely group of investigators assembles, each possessing unique skills or obsessions. Together, they are drawn by fate to confront the unspeakable - a nightmarish being of immense power and malevolence, lying dormant beneath the ocean's depths, awaiting the moment of his awakening.

Live actors!

Live sound effects!

Live cosmic dread that defies imagination!

Join us as we traverse the unfathomable abyss, follow the breadcrumbs of madness, and uncover the unspeakable (or is it "unpronounceable"...?) horrors that await.

Don't miss the madness. Stay tuned for "CTHULHU - The Nightmare Awakens" and prepare to be terrified!

Don’t miss it!!!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

Hey there, fellow adventurers!

Brace yourselves for an epic escapade, as Kryptonite Radio Theater unveils "The Three Musketeers" like you've never imagined.

(Trust us, we're just as surprised.)

Swashbuckling swordfights!

Unbreakable bromance!

Sneaky villains!

Heartwarming romance, honor, and loyalty!

But wait, there's so much more! 

We're cranking up the excitement with toe-tapping, heart-thumping musical numbers that'll have you singing along and dancing in your seat.

(It's a spectacle you won't want to miss... or maybe you will, no judgment).

Prepare to be transported to 17th-century France with live sound effects that'll have you questioning if you're in a time machine.

(Spoiler alert: you're not, but we like to dream big).

Our stellar cast brings these iconic characters to life with as much excitement as a squirrel on caffeine!

Hold onto your hats for 100% LIVE action! 

Clash of blades, thundering hooves, and sweet justice served!

Don't miss this swashbuckling extravaganza! 

Grab your tickets and join the Musketeer Madness!

Remember, with the musketeers by your side, it's all for one and puns for all!

Are you ready for an evening of fairy tales?

Yes?

Then you're lucky, because we bring you:

"Once Upon a Fairy Tale"

Don't miss this madcap reimagining of our classic fairy tale shows.

Will there be music? Yes.

Will there be traditional tales? Yes.

Will there be zany action? Of course.

A thrilling evening full of live sound effects and lots of old time radio action!

100% LIVE

100% FUN

100% KRYPTONITE

No unicorns were hurt in this production.

Are you ready for an evening of oriental adventures?

Yes?

Then you're lucky, because we bring you:

"ARABIAN NIGHTS"

Don't miss this breathtaking evening of mystery and adventure!

A thrilling evening full of live sound effects and lots of old time radio action!

100% LIVE

100% FUN

100% KRYPTONITE

Kryptonite Radio Theater puts the "bad" in Sinbad. 

“Dungeons & Demons” is back!!!

A fantasy trilogy of epic proportions - or... our version of one. 

Of course there will be a quest. 

And a Dark Lord.

Maybe a dragon.

But definitely: 
Lots of fun!!!

So come on over and see for yourself!

Live entertainment! Live music! Live EVERYTHING!

100% LIVE
100% FUN
100% KRYPTONITE

You have asked for it - and we have listened.

Get your tickets for our next production::

DON'T PANIC!

Or as we affectionately call it:

The Traveler's Manual of the Milky Way

Yes - it's the story that has it all:

A reluctant hero. (Of course he's British.)

A piece of liquid absorbing bathroom cloth.

A multilingual marine creature.

And of course: the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything!

Get ready for this hilarious audio experience and prepare to have us melt your little nerdy hearts!

Live singing!

Live sound effects!

Live everything!

Hey folks!

Let's make this very, very clear from the start:

This is not your typical KRT show.

This one is different.

This one is dark.

This one is for the geeks and nerds out there.

"At the Mountains of Madness" is based on H.P. Lovecraft's horror novella and promises to bring you radio thrills you wouldn't expect in a regular KRT production.

So, get ready for a creepy audio experience and prepare to be scared!

Live singing!

Live sound effects!

Live everything!

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 09 - 7pm

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10 - 7pm

Kryptonite Radio Theater is back with:

“THE LOST WORLD"
(based on the novel by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

Yes! We bring you a story that has it all...

Adventure...

Romance...

Thrills...

and...

...special 3D Monster effects the likes of which the world has never seen before!

Get ready for an exciting evening full of live sound effects and lots of old time radio action!
Don't miss this show that will bring you all the charme of a 1930s adventure movie!

Live entertainment!
Live sound effects!
LIVE EVERYTHING!

Time for something completely different!

It's like Monty Python meets the Marx Brothers meets Saturday Night Live - just with a strong dose of Kryptonite.

If our "ball-themed" commercials were already too much, then this show is not for you.

But maybe you're in the mood for something more... risqué?

Something... raunchy?

Racy?

A show for... adults?

Good!

Then don't miss "KRYPTONIGHT live" - songs, skits and sketches for grown-ups!

Live music!

Live sound effects!

LIVE EVERYTHING!

Who in their right mind would create a show including "The Wizard of Oz" and "Conan the Barbarian"?

We would.

So be prepared for our brand new, off beat, wonky, crazy, zany one-act version of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" - followed by a high tech, 3d, surround sound performance of "Conan the Barbarian".

Just kidding.

We don't do high tech.

Or surround sound.

But: we do have terrible costumes...

...and bad accents are our specialty!!!

Don't miss "Wizards - Witches - Warriors" - an exciting evening for young and old!

Live music!

Live sound effects!

LIVE EVERYTHING!

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CURRENT COVID RESTRICTIONS:

Limited seating only.

Please be prepared to mask up when not in your seat!

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19 - 7pm

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20 - 7pm

Three actors.

Two sound effects artists.

An insane number of human and non-human characters.

Let the games begin!

Oh, yes! We bring you the story that has it all...

Adventure!

Romance!

And... KONG!

The 8th Wonder of the World!

An exciting evening full of live sound effects, zany accents, a healthy dose of Don Martini*, and lots of old time radio action!

Don't miss this show that will bring you all the charm of a 1930s monster movie!

Live entertainment!

Live sound effects!

LIVE EVERYTHING!

*Side effects may include lightheadedness, sweating, nausea, and hearing loss.

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CURRENT COVID RESTRICTIONS:

We are applying the G2 rule - which will allow us to run "normal" productions again.

This means:

We can no longer accept negative Covid tests.

At this point everyone in the audience needs to be either fully vaccinated or recovered.
Please be prepared to provide documentation upon entering the venue!

We cannot let you in otherwise!!!

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29 - 7pm

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30 - 7pm

‘Tis the season to be... scared!

It's "HALLOWEEN"!!!

Come and join us for our brand new Halloween production full of all the creepy, crawling horrors we are looking for at this time of the year.

Be prepared for a show full of ancient Egyptian mysteries, bug-based horror, and musical madness!

Of course you can also expect the trifecta of KRT entertainment:

Commercials!

Bad costumes!

Terrible accents!

We have worked tirelessly to put this show together and our graphics team deserves a special applause for coming up with the highly imaginative title for this show.

(Honestly, I don't think they're even trying anymore...)

Critics call it the best KRT Halloween show in one and a half years!

Live sound effects!
Live music!
Live EVERYTHING!

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CURRENT COVID RESTRICTIONS:

We are applying the G2 rule - which will allow us to run "normal" productions again.

This means:

We can no longer accept negative Covid tests.

At this point everyone in the audience needs to be either fully vaccinated or recovered.
Please be prepared to provide documentation upon entering the venue!

We cannot let you in otherwise!!!

FRIDAY, SEP 10 - 7pm

SATURDAY, SEP 11 - 7pm

TICKETS

It' Sci-Fi time again at KRT!!!

Don't miss the return of your favorite heroes and allow us to make your little nerd hearts jump with excitement!

We're not entirely back to "normal" yet - but this will be our first full production in one and a half years!

That means: you finally get to pay the full ticket price again!

Hooray!

And… you won't even have to click an extra box to do so!

You're welcome.

Featuring:

A KRT tribute to Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question"

and...

The Amazing Interplanetary Adventures of Stash Gordon and Gale Garden - The Musical!

EPISODE II - Rise of the Ping

(Don't worry if you missed "EPISODE I" or any of the prequels, sequels, or alternate timelines. We will make sure to include a short recap of the most pertinent events. At least the ones we remember. Because let's be honest: at this point, nobody - not even the cast or the director - is keeping track of this stuff anymore.)

and...

All the other things you have come to expect from us! Namely commercials, bad costumes and terrible accents!

Critics call it the best KRT Sci-Fi show in one and a half years!

Live entertainment!
Live music!
Live EVERYTHING!

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CURRENT COVID RESTRICTIONS:
At this point everybody in the audience needs to be either fully vaccinated, recovered or tested negative.
Please be prepared to provide documentation upon entering the venue!

FRIDAY, AUGUST 27 - 8pm

SATURDAY, AUGUST 28 - 6pm and 8pm

CURRENT COVID RESTRICTIONS:

At this point everybody in the audience needs to be either fully vaccinated, recovered or tested negative.

Please be prepared to provide documentation upon entering the venue!

Now to the fun part!

Yes! KRT is back with:

“THRILLS and MYSTERY - RADIO HOUR EDITION"

Pandemic. Lockdown. Quarantine.

There's one thing that is guaranteed to cheer up all of us:

Classic.

Bloody.

K R T - HORROR!

So strap all in for an hour of chilling entertainment!

Including:

"The Winged Death" by Hazel Heald and H.P. Lovecraft

...and as much other stuff as we can pack into one hour of creepy-crawly KRT madness!

IMPORTANT NOTE:

Just for a little longer, we'll bring you all the fun of KRT
in our true and tested pandemic package:

One weekend.

Three one-hour performances.

Limited seats.

No intermissions.

No food.

JUST.

PURE.

KRT.

FRIDAY, JULY 16 - 6pm and 8pm

SATURDAY, JULY 17 - 4pm, 6pm and 8pm

Yes! KRT is back with:

“ONCE UPON A FAIRY TALE - PANDEMIC MUSICAL EDITION"

Don't miss our return to fairy tale land full of classic stories and musical numbers the likes of which you've never seen. Or heard.

Including:

"Beauty and the Beast - the musical"

"Rumpelstiltskin - the musical"

And as much other stuff as we can pack into one hour of KRT madness!

IMPORTANT NOTE:

Just for a little longer, we'll bring you all the fun of KRT

in our true and tested pandemic package:

One weekend.

Five one-hour performances.

Limited seats.

No intermissions.

No food.

No drinks.

JUST.

PURE.

KRT.

FRIDAY, OCT 30 - 6pm and 8pm

SATURDAY, OCT 31 - 4pm, 6pm and 8pm

Let's make this very, very clear from the start:

This is not your typical KRT show.

This one is different.

This one is dark.

This one is for the geeks and nerds out there.

"The Call of Cthulhu" is based on H.P. Lovecraft's horror novella and promises to bring you radio thrills you wouldn't expect in a regular KRT production.

So get ready for a creepy audio experience and prepare to be scared!

In order to meet social distancing requirements and keep our shows as safe as possible, we'll bring you all the fun of KRT

in a new and different package:

One weekend.

Five one-hour performances.

Limited seats.

No intermissions.

No food.

No drinks.

JUST.

PURE.