Greetings, Dreamers and Realists Alike!

After successfully turning Hamlet into a musical tragedy and Alien into a singing space nightmare, you'd think we'd learned our lesson about adding songs to things that don't need them. But clearly we haven't, because this December we're taking on the boy who refuses to grow up. (Relatable content for anyone who's ever worked in theater.)

"PETER PAN - THE MUSICAL"

The Setup:
Neverland is having a rough century. Dreams are fading, imagination is out of style, and Peter Pan needs help from someone who definitely doesn't want to give it. Enter: one extremely cynical teenager who is way too old for pixie dust nonsense.

The Vibe:
Remember when your imagination could turn a cardboard box into a pirate ship? When "let's pretend" was a legitimate life plan? We're exploring what happens when that fades - with songs, sarcasm, and a suspicious amount of theatrical self-awareness.

What Awaits:
A Peter Pan with full theater kid energy (you know the type)
Captain Hook as a lounge-singing villain who's had ENOUGH
A Tinkerbell who is so done with everyone's drama
Live sound effects featuring flying, fighting, and fairy magic
Musical numbers that prove even Neverland can't escape meta-commentary
The audacity to make you care about a 100-year-old story (we're as surprised as you are)


Perfect For:
Anyone who secretly still wants to fly
Anyone who thinks they're too old for this
People who enjoy when stories talk back to themselves
Theater nerds (obviously)
Anyone looking for holiday magic with a healthy dose of reality

December 12th & 13th - Because nothing says "kick off the holiday season" quite like existential questions about imagination and pirates with personality.

"Second star to the right and straight on till... honestly, we're making this up as we go."

Start practicing your "I'm too cool for this but secretly enjoying it" face now.

The Kryptonite Radio Theater Crew

P.S. - Yes, we're aware Peter Pan has been done before. Many times. But has anyone done it with THIS much theatrical self-awareness and fabulous theater kid energy? Exactly.
P.P.S. - The show includes a cynical teenager. If you ARE a cynical teenager, you'll either love it or find it painfully relatable. Either way, entertainment!

"All you need is imagination, questionable life choices, and the willingness to sing about your feelings."