⚡ EPIC ADVENTURE ALERT! ⚡


Kryptonite Radio Theater Sets Sail for Ancient Greece (And Probable Disaster)


Greetings, Brave Adventurers and Lovers of Questionable Life Choices!


Pack your sandals and prepare your most dramatic gestures - we're embarking on the ultimate Mediterranean vacation gone horribly, hilariously wrong!


Presenting: "THE ODYSSEY"


Join us as we follow the legendary Odysseus on his epic quest to get home to his wife... eventually... after making literally every wrong turn possible in the ancient world. Think of it as the original "man refuses to ask for directions" story, but with more sea monsters and divine intervention.


What Awaits You:

Epic heroes with surprisingly modern relationship problems

Mythical creatures who are just trying to do their jobs

Greek gods behaving exactly as responsibly as you'd expect

Ancient wisdom that sounds suspiciously like terrible life advice

A 10-year journey compressed into one evening (you're welcome)


Perfect Summer Entertainment:
Escape the heat with tales of Mediterranean islands, azure seas, and heroes who definitely should have invested in better navigation equipment. It's like a vacation slideshow, but with more cyclopes and fewer awkward family photos.


⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTICE ⚠️
This is our FINAL PRODUCTION before our summer break! After this epic journey, we'll be taking a well-deserved rest (unlike Odysseus, who clearly needed better vacation planning).



Come witness what happens when unstoppable determination meets absolutely terrible decision-making skills. It's educational! It's entertaining! It's probably not what your high school classics teacher had in mind!



Yours in epic adventures and strategic stops for directions,


The "We Definitely Read the CliffNotes" Players


P.S. - No actual ancient Greeks were harmed in the making of this production. The same cannot be said for our dignity.


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