¡Hola, Adventure Seekers and Lovers of Justice!

Kryptonite Radio Theater cordially invites you to witness the return of a legendary hero... or two... or possibly everyone in the audience wearing black capes. It's complicated.

"ZORRO: THE LEGACY CONTINUES"
What happens when corruption meets its match in the form of a masked vigilante with excellent sword skills and questionable work-life balance? Justice! Also, a lot of dramatic entrances and family stories from our Italian-accented captain.

Special Features:
Audience participation (we'll teach you to shout "Zorro!" at dramatically appropriate moments)
Educational content about the difference between justice and vigilantism (spoiler: it's mostly timing)
A heartwarming story about how legends never really die, they just get better costume maintenance

The evening includes:
Multiple secret identity reveals that surprise absolutely no one
Chase scenes performed entirely through sound effects and enthusiastic narration
Proof that the best way to hide in plain sight is to have everyone else wear identical outfits

Come for the adventure, stay for the family dynamics, leave wondering if you should invest in a black cape of your own!

Yours in justice and dramatically timed entrances,
The "We Definitely Didn't Plan This Revolution Loudly in Public" Crew

P.S.  Fun fact: Zorro means "fox" in Spanish, but our version is more like "well-meaning raccoon family that accidentally saved the day." We regret nothing.

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