Greetings, Medieval Murder Enthusiasts and Mystery-Adjacent Accomplices!

It's the fourth show of 2026, and we have already done one murder mystery. Apparently we enjoyed it. Here we are again, several centuries earlier.

(Same problem. Different century. Considerably more mud.)

THE CANTERBURY QUAIL
Chaucer Meets Chandler

A vaguely suspicious quail. A pilgrimage with complications. Suspicions that multiply faster than the body count.

What Awaits:

A medieval mystery where pilgrims are less focused on reaching Canterbury than on not getting stabbed.
Live sound effects including mud, a chicken, bad Latin, and the plague.
Characters who are definitely lying. Dialogue that may or may not reflect the 14th century.

(Editor's note: It does not.)


Yours in historically approximate mischief,
The Kryptonite Radio Theater Crew

P.S. Yes, there's a quail. No, we will not be explaining the quail.
P.P.S. The medieval accents in this production are best described as committed.
P.P.P.S. We have done some research into 14th century history. We have chosen to ignore most of it.
P.P.P.P.S. No actual pilgrimage is required to attend. Public transport will suffice.