Greetings, Romantics and Cynics!

After Lovecraftian horrors, singing space nightmares, and saving Neverland, we're tackling the most terrifying subject of all: Valentine's Day.

This February, Kryptonite Radio Theater presents...

"DEATH ACTUALLY"

Because nothing says "romance" quite like a murder mystery.

What Awaits:

Murder (obviously)
Romance (questionable)
Suspicion, betrayal, and terrible alibis
Live sound effects featuring dramatic revelations and suspicious behavior

Love is in the air… And so is murder.

More details coming soon. Start practicing your alibi now.

With murderous affection,
The Kryptonite Radio Theater Crew


P.S. - Yes, the title is a pun." No, we will not be apologizing for the pun.

"Do you feel it in your fingers? Do you feel it in your toes? That's fear. And everyone around you is lying."