Greetings Kryptonite Radio Theater fans!

This holiday season, join us on a capricious journey through quirky Christmas customs from around the world with our production “The KryptoNite Before Christmas.”

Meet some shifty Icelandic houseguests who have their own naughty traditions and marvel at a controversial Catalonian nativity scene that’s not for the puritanical. 

From wily to weird, amusing to avant-garde, these oddball global traditions will sleigh you with mirth. Gather the whole family to experience sublime storytelling and cheer at the top of your lungs. It’s more fun than scouring streaming services for holiday specials!

Get your tickets now before this limited engagement sells out faster than Santa’s cookies. We can’t wait to celebrate with you!

Live actors!

Live sound effects!

Live everything!



And always remember: It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from the Nakatomi Plaza.