MASTER CORNELIUS
MASTER CORNELIUS - "The Physician"
Profession: Physician, man of "science"
Special Skills: Bloodletting for every occasion, misdiagnosing things with absolute confidence, performing certainty under pressure
Famous Quote: "I have examined the body. The cause is clear. It is the—" [REDACTED]
Current Status: Standing by his conclusion. Has been standing by it since dinner. Will continue to stand by it.
Fun Fact: Has treated fever, melancholy, and at least one theological dispute with the same prescription.