MOTHER MARY
MOTHER MARY - "The Abbess"
Profession: Abbess, woman of God, keeper of explanations
Special Skills: Producing explanations faster than most people say grace, steering conversations, divine framing
Famous Quote: "God's will is clear to those who look - and I have looked."
Current Status: Has an explanation for everything that happened at dinner. Has had it since before dinner ended.
Fun Fact: Her warmth is entirely genuine. Her motives are a different matter.